Football is back; all is not well in Conway.

Some words that come to mind when I think about Coastal’s loss to the Phoenix of Elon: Fuck. Shit. Balls.
Yea, we had a chance to drive for a field goal to tie the game, and yea it was the first game of the year, but this was an inexusable performance. Something like seven trips to the endzone and we have 1 touchdown to show for it. ONE. We shot ourselves in the feet multiple times, and let Elon pull a play they saw on TV Thursday night for a touchdown.

Thats all I can really muster right now. I am still sick from Saturday.

Sorry DJ, your sack ended up meaning nothing Saturday.

That being said, the rest of the weekend did me right. Football is a uniter. Even if it unites people in one room to fight about meaningless things like the strength of a receiving core, or how one team can get better athletes because they have lower academic standards. Its beautiful, really.

South Carolina won, so my 1-A team won. Two teams I hate were unimpressive (I don’t care about your defenses Miami and F.S.U., that was sad). Texas elevated their ranking to #2 to set Saturday’s game up to be even more epic than it already was set to be. It was just good stuff all around.

Succop, player of the game and SEC special teams player of the week.

That being said. Give me some well paid ballers (well, legally well paid ballers) on the field, stat. I need some of that pro pigskin.

We are looking for you too, Chad.