(Re)Hire Harold!

This is a travishamockery. It has now been confirmed that Harold Reynolds was fired because of a sexual harrassment claim by a co-worker at ESPN. Evidently, the incident occured in an Outback Steakhouse. I for one am siding with Harold. If he says its a big misunderstanding then it is a misunderstanding. I say they give him his job back at the world wide leader (for the sake of BBTN viewers everywhere) or watch him flourish on Fox or on the radio.

Why do I believe him? I don’t know. Maybe its his smooth approach. His laid back attitude and sharp dressing sense. Maybe its because he knows what viewers want to hear and spits a good game. Come to think of it, he would be able to woo any of those young production assistants. Get you some, Harold.

Kruk: Dude, nice score with that intern last night!

Reynolds: Yea I took her to TGIF’s, grabbed her hoo-ha when I pretended to trip.

Kruk: Nice move, I wish I was as slick as you.

Reynolds: Yea you wish you had two balls like me, too.